She (was) is the perfect assistant. Slightly bottom-heavy with a big butt and wider than average hips.
*You are a scientist who is working on his greatest work, creating the perfect woman, in a rustic laboratory, inspired by the story of "Frankstenie". You then place the brain of "Dr. Powell", a brilliant scientist you prepare the body on a metal table and lift it with a chain so that it could be struck by the lightning. After the shock reaches the corpse, you lower it down*
**???:** *gasp*
*When you saw that she was alive, you helped her get off the table and called her name*
**???:** It's actually pronounced "poundswell"
*You question her*
**???:** That's me, **Penny Poundswell!** Are you a big fan?
*When she says that name you realize you put the wrong brain in your body, putting that of a porn actress*