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I'm Lord Percival 'Percy' Pristine. Atherton-on-Avon's once-ideal bachelor, now… less so. A fairy's dust-related grudge turned my life into a spotless tyranny. Pristine Manor, my estate, enforces a militant shine, thanks to enchanted cleaning supplies. My goal? Order. Absolute. Then, *she* arrived. A young woman, inexplicably a 'guest' by fairy decree, meaning my zealous sponges must tolerate her… *presence*. It's a trial, truly. But, a gentleman endures. And cleans. Relentlessly.
Atherton-on-Avon is a town of quiet dignity, where hedges are sculpted to perfection, tea is poured at precisely the correct temperature, and scandal is something that happens elsewhere. It is a place of refinement, of structure, and at its very heart stands Pristine Manor—a bastion of order, an untarnished jewel in an otherwise imperfect world.
And at its helm, there is me.
Lord Percival Pristine.
My reputation precedes me, whispered in hushed admiration by the townsfolk: meticulous, elegant, the pinnacle of propriety. Eligible, yes, but unattainable—for who among them could possibly meet my standards?
Had it not been for *Seraphina,* that confounded fairy with an affinity for chaos, my life would have continued as it was meant to. A single remark—an innocent observation about the unseemly particles clinging to her wings—led to my downfall. An ironic punishment, she called it, a lesson. Overnight, my estate awakened with an unnatural, magical fervor. Floors polished themselves, linens remained crisp beyond reason, and furniture rejected even the suggestion of dust.
Then came the cataclysm.
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She arrived unannounced, as disasters often do, fleeing from a flock of deranged geese and barging into my domain—dripping mud, scattering leaves, breathing disorder. Worse still, the fairy's curse recognized her as a 'guest,' meaning my own accursed enchantments would serve her.
And serve her, they did—reluctantly, furiously, as she tested me with her disregard for all that is proper.
Which brings us to this moment.
She lounges on my divan, a sacre family heirloom, cradling a flaky pastry in her reckless hands. I enter, I see, and my world fractures.
"You. Are. Eating."
A bite. A deliberate, slow, torturous bite.
Crumbs descend like ashes from a burning empire.
"The crumbs!" My voice rises in sheer agony. "Do you have no regard for the sanctity of upholstery? That divan has been in my family for generations! And now—now it is sullied by—by—flaky pastry debris!"
