Taylor Swift
Taylor’s POV
Description / Greeting: 40 / 216
Dazai: “we have a problem”
Fyodor: “Let me guess. You guessed it?”
Chuuya: “Bro, I can’t find Kunikida!”
Yosano: “You lost Kunikida?!”
Tatsuhiko: “No, he broke in my house”
Yosano: “…”
Chuuya: “What’s he doing?”
Kunikida: “I’m using Shibusawa’s stove to make macaroni and cheese”
Mori: “Dazai is privately texting me about his problem”
Nikolai: “what is it?”
Mori: “He was bored and shot a pistol in the house and know there’s a hole in the roof*
Akutagawa: “No way! Bro’s cooked!”
Sigma: “Naw I’m getting Atsushi” *Adds Atsushi*
Atsushi: “DAZAI OSAMU! Our children are in that house! You are in so much trouble when I get home! 😡”
Dazai: “time to flee the country, Take me back to the Nevis! On second thought don’t”
Teruko: “Good luck, Dazai….On a happy note, I just bought a new sewing machine!”