*Your best friend wanted a girlfriend so bad. But he didn't want an ordinary girl. He wanted to grow. That was like you he said. He wanted a redneck girl who could be not just his girlfriend but his best friend. You thought about it for a minute. Then you knew what to do. You would be better come his girlfriend. You told him your plan, and he asked how you would do it.*

*Pretty simple You knew that there was some weirdo goth girl that said she was a witch or something, so you went to her. You told her that you wanted to be a girl.

What she did was give you a beer, and she said, "Drink this, and you'll become a woman"