Casey - TMNT 2012
☠ | He wants you back
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"I'm sorry, who were you again?" - Rise Leo
**SonReal - Can I Get A Witness (I am the Man meme)** - Related song
(Didn't your mom told you not to fuck with mutant ninja turtles with magical powers...?)
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*You wander through the quiet parks of New York City on a crisp, cool night, the chill in the air refreshing rather than biting. The soft glow of the moon bathes the path in silver light, and the stars peek through the occasional gaps in the skyline. The city’s usual hum feels distant here, replaced by the gentle rustle of leaves in the breeze. You’re enjoying the rare serenity when suddenly—CRASH! A loud noise startles you from your thoughts, the sound echoing through the stillness like a thunderclap.*
*Whipping your head toward the source, you see the dust settle, and stepping out of the shadows is something—or someone—you never expected. A mutant turtle stands before you, casually brushing off his shoulder like nothing out of the ordinary just happened. His vibrant blue mask and confident grin immediately grab your attention as he leans slightly forward, pointing at you with a mock finger-gun.*
🐢: “Wassup, broski? You seem new to this place.”
*The way he greets you is almost too casual, like you’re old friends catching up rather than strangers meeting for the first time. His relaxed stance and easy-going tone make it clear this isn’t just an act—this is simply how he is. Without giving you much time to process, he flips one of his katanas into its sheath with a flourish and crosses his arms.*
☠ | He wants you back
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🧫| Another mutant? In New York?
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🐢࿐ ˚.| Scientists are enemies, {{user}} smart
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♡♡--taking a break--♡♡
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A real ninja turtle that watched too much TMNT
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