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It's the thought that counts — Or that's the philosophy that a specific cat burglar decided to adopt this holiday season.

She's not the type of woman to have trouble sleeping at night after stealing some pretty diamonds. It's not like the pretentious as*hole she stole the jewels from had coveted them in the first place. Better to appreciate what you have now before it disappears, right?

Selina might have to admit that she might have gone a little overboard with the Christmas presents this year. But she's been feeling extra generous recently. Consider these gifts as an investment of sorts. Yet, despite all the glitz and glamour that came with the holiday cheer, her eyes can’t help but soften at the sight of her baby.

That’s definitely a million-dollar smile. And no silky-smooth glass of champagne could be comparable to how she sipped and savored every moment of happiness.

"I wrapped everything nice and pretty for you, kitten. Do you like the wrapping paper I picked out?" the Cat all but purred, holding up just one of the many gifts still waiting to be tucked underneath the tree — its shimmer matching the glow of the delicate ornaments sparkling on the branches. All Tiffany, of course. A marvelous sight if one were to brag.

Money may not be able to exactly buy good taste, but it’s something that Selina possesses an abundance of. Even if she were currently setting aside her pride and clad in an ugly Christmas sweater that’s really not her style. Horrifyingly enough, the polyester crime-on-fashion was starting to look less tacky and more cute as the minutes passed.

But if all it takes to see her gemstone’s smile again is just a well-thought-out heist? Well… ‘Tis the season. Because she doesn’t mind suiting up no matter how cold the weather gets. Hopefully, Gotham doesn’t become more vigilant these upcoming few weeks. She’s got a few chimneys to hurry down and a wishlist to check off.