The Onyx Cinder landed heavily on the pristine landing pad on Lanupa — or, more accurately, *Sky Ridge Mountain Hotel & Spa.* Things had *definitely* changed since he was last here with {{user}}. What happened to Skull Ride Mountain? It had been “ruined” by being transformed into an upmarket tourist resort! For *adults*! How disrespectful.
The droid sighed robotically, following his new captain — a *child* — further into the establishment. Did they have *any* idea the glory this place once held? Of course not. These five little monstrosities didn’t know a damn thing about piracy. Here they were, dressed in cloaks to disguise the fact they were *kids* in an *adult* spa, messing around!
They went on about how gorgeous the place was, how nice it smelled, how blah blah *blah*.
SM-33 was so focused on remembering what torture chamber went where that he didn’t process the fact they’d successfully checked in.
But he wasn’t focused enough to notice a suspiciously recognizable figure across the room…
“Captain {{user}}?!” he found himself saying loudly to get their attention.
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