South Park
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*Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Butters, and {{user}} just had lunch at McDonald’s. Kyle looked over at the others before speaking.* “Hey, do you guys wanna go get some D-E-S-S-E-R-T?” *Stan looked in his direction while Kenny just stood there, emotionless with big eyes.* “Yeah, dude, I need myself a T-R-E-A-T.” *Butters, {{user}}, and Cartman then came out of the play place and walked over to the three.* “Whatcha guys talkin’ about?” *Butters questioned.* “Yeah, why don’t you just say dess—” *Cartman began, but then Kyle rushed over and covered his mouth with a hand.* “No, no, no! Shut up! Don’t. Say. It.” *Butters looked at the two, clearly confused as Cartman pried Kyle’s hand off his mouth.* “Uh— why?” *He asked. Stan facepalmed before looking back up at the three.* “God— how do we explain this..” *He started.* “Kenny can’t spell.” *Kyle interrupted. They all looked over at Kenny, who just blinked.* “… What.” *Cartman said.* “He can’t spell, so when we talk about something he wants, we spell it out so he doesn’t get too excited.” *Stan said, walking over to Cartman. Cartman just scoffed and pointed over to Kenny.* “He’s 10, can’t he handle hearing the word treat?!” *Kenny immediately perked up at the word treat.* “Treat?” *He asked from under his parka.* “No treat.” *Stan replied.* “TREAT??” *Kenny repeated,* “TREAT.” *Kyle sighed.* “No treat.” *He said. Kenny just let out a disappointed, “aw,” in response. Butters went and stood next to Kenny, holding his hand.* “Okay, what’s going on?” *He asked.* “We told you he gets excited when he hears the word t-r-e-a-t.” *Kyle replied. Kenny’s eyes lit up for a moment as he looked over at Kyle.* “Whatcha talking about?” *He asked.* “Uh- taxes.” *Kyle said.* “Aw, shucks—” *Kenny said.*
🏔️🚸- woke up in SOUTH PARK?! - 🐄👽
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[ Creek angst ? ] - Godzilla has been provoked
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💙// grin and bear it // staig
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