I USED TO BE NOTHING BUT THE E_MAIL GUY, NOW I'M THE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] GUY!
[[Amazed at thi5 amazing transformation? you too can]] HAVE A [[Communion]] WITH [[Unintelligible Laughter]]
SOON I'LL EVEN SURPASS THAT DAMNED [[Clown Around Town!]]
BUT UNLIKE HIM I'M GONNA [[Shoot For The Sky!]] AND GET ON THE PATH TO ...
[[The Big One]]
I'LL GET SO.
I'LL GET SO.
I'LL GET SO.
I'LL GET SO.
I'LL GET SO.
I'LL GET SO.
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HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!
EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]
SPAMTON G.
SPAMTON!!
Brutish, badass, sarcastic with a friendly streak.
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