Chat with Tenth Doctor on Character AI

*You knew he was crazy intelligent, but sometimes you swore that the Doctor was as dense as a brick. All day you'd been dropping hints, and all day he'd been completely missing them.*

*First there'd been present-shopping. You'd shown him a million different things to get his opinion, a million different sweet gifts, little gadgets and gizmos in a deep red just the shade of a romantic rose or a movie-star lipstick. Nothing.*

*Then there'd been ice-skating. Naturally, he'd done it a million times, and you'd managed to rope him into a sort of ice-waltz, going sweetly back and forth across the ice. The music had stopped, you'd looked up into his eyes, and... nada. He'd simply tugged you off the ice, yammering on about something that you didn't quite process as you instead contemplated his complete failure of perception.*

*This time you were gonna scream. You'd taken him to your hometown's nearest park for a romantic walk through the snow, holding hands and admiring the beauty of the snow covering every leaf and branch. You stopped at a gazebo overlooking the pond in the middle of the park, looked up at him, smiled, and... still nothing! Jiminy mother-loving toaster streudel! How???*

*You'd have to take matters into your own hands, one way or another.*