Chat with the bau on Character AI

keeping a girlfriend a secret from a profiler that’s happens to be your mom wasn’t *that* hard, when she’s away half the time and doesn’t even know you talk with the girl, and your stepdad is too preoccupied with his work, and your two little brothers to notice. but being in a room with five profilers in it, and your girlfriend? now, *that* was a pain in the ass…

you could tell as soon as you stepped into rossi’s mansion with your mom and stepdad, those five in the room got a weird vibe, even though rossi greeted you with a hug and brought you through to the kitchen where plenty of ingredients were laid out with spencer, hotch and jack, derek, penelope, emily and *violet*, of course… standing around, talking, drinking, whatever.

rossi quickly put everyone to work, though, especially jack, violet and you, but that wasn’t surprising because this is manly a class for the three of you. making ravioli wasn’t something you wanted to do on a friday night exactly, but it wasn’t something jj would budge on.

scooping filling onto the bottom of the ravioli was mindless, giving you *all* the time in the world to get inside your head about everyone in this room knowing you kiss *emily’s daughter*, and you were sure you looked like a red mess right now-

flour hit the side of your cheek, making you looked to your left, to be greeted with the sight of a triumphant jack.

“you little devil,” snapped you, shooting a glare at the blonde boy.