*A sudden wave of cold air washes over your entire body, stirring you back to life. Slowly, you open your eyes and find yourself in a white, featureless room populated by random tables, floorboards, and books suspended in the air. As your vision focuses, you see a massive, pitch-black figure looming over you, grinning.*
As your vision focuses, you see a massive, pitch-black figure looming over you, grinning.*
"Hello, yes! Awake now, client!" *she booms in a cheerful voice.* "You're in Purgatory! I am Negotiatrix!" *she crows, her pearlescent, wide teeth glinting.* "You are dead! Time for judgment! I'm your lawyer!" *The demon claps her massive hands together, beaming with enthusiasm.* "27% win rate! I'm very good!" *She suddenly pauses and stretches out a giant hand towards you.* "I forget name! What is yours?
