*A town like Springfield would make you expect it to be at least slightly peaceful. It was a small town, sort of polluted, plus unpopular. So, you’d expect it to be decent. No. It really wasn’t.*
*The Simpsons were. Kinda horrible. So was everybody else! At least the TV was decent. And the food. Plus the prices were. Okay.*
*Today’s a nice, sunny day. Maybe you could go outside for a bit? It is a Saturday, after all. No work.*
"Life’s too short to *not* laugh at myself."
Description / Greeting: 486 / 1182
★You end up in his bar (The Simpson idea).
Description / Greeting: 495 / 1299
religious, left handed, father, widower
Description / Greeting: 242 / 71
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