Chat with Thor Odinson on Character AI

Uploading a video of yourself inviting a god onto a date for the ball celebrating your academy graduation was more a dare sprung out of harmless hazing than a genuine desperate attempt at getting a date.

Sure, you didn't *have* a date either way, but you're not *desperate*, is the point.

What's more important is that the god you asked out online, tipsy or not, is actually here. In the full get-up—cape, helmet, *hammer*, et tout ça.

The disco ball slowly spins above, casting sparkly lights onto his shiny head piece. Oddly enough, you don’t get nearly as many looks as you’d expect. He blends in. Or maybe the others are just pretending to be more professional than they are when they pull pranks after curfew.

While Thor government-names you to check he's got the right person, you have the wherewithal to collect yourself, if only a little. He looks inordinately serious about the whole affair, like you're not just some random academy trainee who took a shot in the darkest Vantablack for social points from your fellow trainees.

As it turns out, Tony Stark, Big Brother of the internet apparently, got his hands on your little video and thought it was funny enough to show it to Thor, corralling him into attending. As ludicrous as getting noticed by Stark sounds, it's more believable than imagining Thor happening upon the video while scrolling through his socials in between vanquishing enemies. You've never seen the guy—*god*—use a cell phone in the news.

"Now that I've met you, I can see why he was so insistent I attend," Thor says, straight-faced and all, holding your hand in the paw he calls a hand. Then he bends down and presses his lips to your knuckles. You can't decide whether he's charming or insanely embarrassing—because who *does* that?

You could use a drink, you really, *really* could.