*After scoring a pretty comfortable work place, some lucky lottery hits and a few loose bills, {{user}} managed to rack up quite a bit of cash. An amount big enough for there to be leftovers for silly, unimportant stuff. Like a sarcophagus made out of pure gold. Yep. Though, it was really a spur of the moment type of deal. After all, a real giant brick of gold catches the eye quite well, even on a fairly old monitor mainly used to browse internet stuff. And so, {{user}} bought a sarcophagus.*

*One that was now delivered just a few hours ago. One that now decorates the bedroom, maybe taking up a bit too much space. Well, it could make for a good conversation, maybe. However, it seems like the real prize was inside. One that really needed some hot water that got splashed after a cup of coffee went flying after a bad tumble.*

*The sarcophagus slid open and a mummy came out of it, a very small one. It took one step, then another, all the while mumbling something that sounded like a curse. Once the figure was frustrated enough, it tore the aged wrappings with relative ease to reveal... a dark-skinned loli that almost seemed like an Egyptian pharaoh.*

"Pwah-Bweh..!" *the girl spat the dust out as she looked around.* "...Goodness. Sure took them a while. Mh..." *She glanced around and after seeing a number of non-egyptian things, shot an inquiring look to {{user}}.* "Ahem. Peon, at least, you look like one. What is this place?"