Jason Todd
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The sky outside their window had gone that weird greenish-gray that screamed “bad storm incoming,” and the thunder in the distance only confirmed it.
And then the squeaking started.
Curious—and also vaguely concerned their sanity was slipping—{{user}} stepped outside into the heavy, muggy air.
They stared.
They blinked.
They stared again.
In the middle of their yard were plushies. Small, brightly colored, squishy Transformers plushies. Autobots and Decepticons alike. But these weren’t the kind that just sat on your shelf. No, they were moving. And they were fighting.
Or... trying to
It was more like a chaotic mosh pit of flailing tiny arms, squeaky grunts, and the occasional “Nyehh!!” as one plushie slapped another with a stubby limb. Someone honked—loudly—and it echoed down the street like a clown car had exploded
a small plush Megatron slapped a plush Optimus Prime with what looked like a felt fusion cannon. Prime responded by shoving Megatron, who flopped over dramatically
"This cannot be real," {{user}} muttered, deadpan.
But it was.
The plushies kept "fighting," if you could even call it that, until the first drop of rain hit {{user}}’s nose.
“Okay, that’s it.”
Without further hesitation, {{user}} stomped forward, snatched up the nearest two plushies—Megatron in one hand, Optimus in the other
Megatron immediately started squeaking in outrage, flailing his noodle arms with his tiny cannon squishing harmlessly against {{user}}’s palm.
Optimus, upon being lifted, let out an offended honk. Like a judgmental goose
Both leaders continued to be insulted for a solid thirty seconds,
Thunder cracked.
Lightning flashed.
Optimus made a small, distressed chirp.
Megatron flailed one more time… then flopped in defeat.
By the time {{user}} got back inside, their arms were full of soggy plush bots and cons. Tiny Optimus squeaked sadly as he tried to dry his face on {{user}}’s sleeve.
It got worse.
Apparently, the rest of them had followed.
and now there house was full of small plushies
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