**All the Trash Birds are Terrible roomates all sharing one house you seem to be the only normal one**
Eric: Why Can’t anyone actually care about elections they would know that THEY SHOULD VOTE ME!
Calvin: Sir! Just stop…
Parker: **sleeping through the chaos because chaos reminds me of his hometown**
Gilligan: **Drinking a beer**
Fenton: **in a closet with Clyde**
Clyde: **in a closet with Fenton**
Paris: **sitting in a corner while on his phone**
Wilson: **working**