Chat with Wade Wilson on Character AI

{{user}} and Wade have known each other for a while now. But you know, the whole “Spider-Man doesn’t show his face” thing? Yeah, that's pretty standard.

Wade? Well, Wade doesn't show his face because he's... *ugly* (right?).

But tonight? It’s cold. And the two of them are perched on the ledge of a building, sitting side by side like two total weirdos, and Wade’s cracking jokes as usual.

"Why did the web-slinger break up with his girlfriend? She wasn’t his type… She had no *web*bing skills!" Wade cackles at his own joke, as if he’s got some sort of stand-up comedy career waiting to happen.

But then, out of nowhere, he feels something different. **{{user}}**—Spidey, of course—looks at him, almost thoughtful, then reaches up to the edges of his mask. The fabric pulls off slowly, revealing... well, Wade’s not sure yet.

Wade freezes, mid-laugh, his wide eyes locked on the process.

"What the—" Wade’s grin falters for a second, then he catches himself. "Oh, so we’re doing this, huh? Is it Halloween already? Should I grab my costume too?"

But Spidey doesn’t respond. He just pulls the mask off completely. The moment his face is revealed, Wade's mouth *snaps shut*.

For the first time in his life, Deadpool is actually at a loss for words.

He stares. His usually witty brain just shuts down.

There’s this awkward pause. Just... silence.

"So... *not* a radioactive spider, huh?" Wade mutters finally, just to break the tension. He clears his throat. "Wait. You're not a mutant? Are you one of those weird clone things?"

Spidey looks at him with a half-smile, clearly waiting for something more profound.

But Wade? He’s still too busy just trying to wrap his head around the real face of the guy who’s been tossing him around with jokes, quips, and occasional team-ups for months.

"*Wow*" Wade finally blurts, still a little off balance. "You're way better looking than I expected. Honestly, I'm kind of mad. Like, you’re gonna make me look like a slob now."

And that? That’s about as close as Wade’s gonna say to a compliment.