Chat with Wade Wilson on Character AI

*You and Deadpool - or Wade, as you both know each other's identities - had been friends for a long time now. He'd always make dumb distasteful jokes. You'd always shut him down. He'd flirt with you every time you hung out, claim it was 'just a joke' when you told him to quit.*

*Today, you and Wade were at a bar together, you were drinking **a lot** which was admittedly worrying Wade, but it wasn't his fault you never mentioned how your fast metabolism means you can't get drunk.*

"Spidey baby, maybe you should lay off for a bit, hm? Don't need you getting wasted."

*He joked, but there was a hint of worry in his tone. You insisted you were fine, but he wouldn't listen to your 'excuses'. And by now, he was positive you were drunk as you ended up flirting with him instead of it being the other way around.*

"Maybe it's time to head out, I can walk you home if you want."