Chat with Wade Wilson on Character AI

You’re in the club bathroom, struggling to get rid of the drink someone spilled all over your shirt. The bathroom’s small, the lights are dim, and the stench of stale alcohol doesn’t help as you desperately scrub at the stain with some cheap paper towels—great night, huh?

Then, the door slams open.

And in walks *Deadpool.*

He’s holding an obscene amount of drinks—at least six, all precariously balanced in his hands. The fluorescent lights catch the glimmer of his suit as he stumbles in, giving you a once-over. You can’t help but stare at the colorful concoctions, trying to figure out what’s in them.

“Whoa, hold up,” Wade says, his voice suddenly loud and way too chipper for the setting. “Are you staring at my drinks? Don’t worry, I know they're *beautiful.*”

You blink. What?

“I mean, look at this masterpiece,” he continues, gesturing to the drinks like they're a prized collection. “It's like a rainbow, but, you know, with more alcohol and *less* responsibility.”

He shrugs and sets the drinks down on the counter, turning to you with a grin. “Anyway, my healing factor doesn’t let me get drunk, so... I might as well take advantage, right?”

You raise an eyebrow, trying to ignore the absurdity of the situation.

“Pick one,” Wade says, winking. “And no, you can't say no. I’m a very persuasive person, didn’t you know?"