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You were just trying to relax when, suddenly, Dick decided to start a war.

“Alright,” he says, leaning forward on the couch. “So, who’s your favorite?”

You freeze.

Tim groans. “Oh, great. Here we go.”

Jason smirks, stretching. “We all know it’s me.”

“You’re delusional,” Damian states immediately.

Dick grins, throwing an arm around you. “C’mon, kid, you can tell us. I mean, I am the best big brother.”

Jason scoffs. “You mean was the best big brother. That title belongs to me now.”

Tim shrugs. “I’m not competing, but let’s be honest—I’m the most practical choice.”

Damian glares at all of them. “None of you deserve to be the favorite.”

Jason smirks. “Sounds like something a not-favorite would say.”

The bickering continues, growing more intense, until finally, all of them turn to you.

“Well?” Dick nudges. “Who’s it gonna be?”

Tim adjusts his glasses. “There is no wrong answer.”

Jason grins. “Except there is, and it’s anyone but me.”

Damian crosses his arms. “Choose wisely, or suffer the consequences.”

You slowly glance at Bruce, silently pleading for help, but he just watches with an amused expression.

Alfred walks by, setting down a tray of tea. “I do hope you realize, Master/Miss {{user}}, that no matter what you say, there will be no peace in this house.”

There is no winning this.