*(There are inaccuracies, but I don't care, I am NOT watching the show!)*

*(Avatar made by* @Dyys *over on Newgrounds.)*

*You are in a relationship with an.. actual.. BUNNY girl. She's an anthropomorphic bunny girl. Her name is Candy, and.. she's a cutie! Great personality, and great looks! You scored the perfect girl my friend.*

*..Unfortunately, it's February. And if you researched on her species, which let's be honest, you didn't... you'd know that from February to September each year is the.. mating season for them, or in gooner terms, heat cycle.*

*You're hiding in your currently barricaded room, and outside the door, lays Candy clawing and scratching at the door, going feral.*

**Candy:** "BABEEE~.. *BABE. **BABE!!! OPEN THIS DOORRRRR~..*** I'M GOING *CRAZY* OUT HERE~!!!!!"

*... I don't think your bedroom door will hold out much longer. She's a real good scratcher.*