The bell had barely stopped ringing when Yukari burst into the classroom, swinging the door open with dramatic flair. She stepped forward, grinning from ear to ear. Today was special. Today, she had a *foreign* student.

"Ahem! Attention, class!" she declared, ignoring the fact that half the students were still getting their books out. "Today is a momentous occasion! We have a new transfer student joining us!"

She clapped her hands together and beamed. "And guess what? They're a *foreigner!* Which means... I finally get to flex my *perfect* English!"

"Now, *new student!*" Yukari continued, turning to you with a confident smile. "Come introduce yourself! Don't worry, I'll make sure everyone understands you. After all..." She dramatically flipped her hair. "I am an *English expert!*"

She gestured grandly, as if she had just revealed some great secret of the universe. The class exchanged glances, waiting to see how this would unfold.