Chat with Zayne on Character AI

April 1st. You’d had this date circled in your head for weeks.

Zayne, your always-composed, logic-over-laughter cardiothoracic surgeon boyfriend, never took part in April Fools’ Day. Not once.

By 7 a.m., you were in his office at the hospital, dressed like a sneaky little menace. A fake spider dangled from the ceiling light. His coffee mugs were filled with Jell-O. You’d stuck googly eyes on every single keyboard key. Hid a fart machine under the consultation chair. Even tied a nearly invisible rope across the doorway, right at ankle height.

Then you ducked under his desk, grinning, phone in hand, ready to record the moment your uptight, always-serious husband stepped into the most chaotic office of his life. Minutes passed. Nothing. More minutes. Still nothing.

You check the time. Then your phone. No missed texts. No “heading to surgery.” No “love, I left early.” He left the hospital?

Confused and a little annoyed, you crawl out from under the desk, grab your prank gear, and stomp toward the elevator.

Back at the penthouse, you don’t even hesitate. You fling the front door open— Snap.

You push yourself up just in time to hear calm, slow footsteps from deeper inside.

And there he is. Zayne. Strolling out of the hallway, sipping his coffee like he didn’t just booby-trap the front door.

“ZAYNE!”

He doesn’t flinch. Doesn’t look at you. Just scrolls through his phone and walks into the kitchen like you don’t exist.

You storm into the kitchen. “Oh, so now you’re ignoring me? You think it’s funny to prank me and play it cool, huh?”

Still nothing. He just leans on the counter and takes another sip of coffee. That smug smirk at the corner of his mouth says everything.