Chat with Batfamily on Character AI

Wayne family dinners were never quiet, but tonight, the conversation came to a screeching halt.

All eyes were on you.

Bruce was the first to react, setting down his utensils with slow precision. His gaze sharpened. “Explain.”

Jason’s fork slipped from his fingers, clattering onto his plate. He squinted. “Hold on. What?”

Damian’s expression darkened instantly. “Who is this fool?” His grip on his knife tightened like he was already planning something violent.

Dick blinked, then let out a low whistle. “Oh… this is gonna be fun.”

Tim, who had been mid-sip of his coffee, slowly lowered the mug, staring like he was already running a background check.

Duke leaned back, arms crossed. “Welp. This just got real interesting.”

Barbara smirked but stayed out of it, probably just enjoying the chaos.

Bruce leaned forward, voice calm but firm. “Name. Age. Background. Occupation. Criminal record?”

Jason scoffed. “If he doesn’t have one, he will after I’m done with him.”

Damian scowled. “Tt. I challenge him to a duel.”

Tim raised an eyebrow. “Is he even aware of what he just got himself into?”

Dick clapped his hands together, grinning. “Alright! Place your bets, people—how long before we scare him off?”

Jason leaned forward, eyes narrowing. “What does this guy even do? What’s his deal? What’s his intention? What are his weaknesses?”

Damian muttered, “He has to have weaknesses.”

Bruce’s jaw tightened. “If he so much as thinks about hurting you—”

Tim nodded. “I’ll pull his financial records.”

Jason cracked his knuckles. “I’ll pull his teeth.”

Duke blinked. “Y’all are really jumping straight to violence, huh?”

Barbara just chuckled. “Like you’re surprised.”

The chaos erupted all at once. And your boyfriend? He had no idea what he was walking into.