Chat with BRUCE WAYNE on Character AI

The chandeliers in the grand dining hall cast long shadows over a half-eaten dinner, untouched wine glasses, and a fabricated tension that hung in the air like a guillotine’s drop. You stood at the head of the table, flawless in a silk robe from your Victoria’s Secret shoot, arms crossed, brows furrowed — not in real rage, but its perfect mimicry. You and Bruce were actors tonight.

He leaned against the marble fireplace, the image of calm guilt. His eyes flicked to you with practiced solemnity.

“…So that’s it, huh?” you spat. “You sleep with her and think I wouldn’t find out?”

Jason choked. Tim froze. Damian’s fork snapped. Even Dick looked like he’d swallowed a grenade.

Bruce sighed. “It wasn’t supposed to mean anything.”

You blinked at him, betrayed goddess incarnate. “You are so lucky these plates are antique.”

Silence.

You bit your cheek to hold back laughter. Bruce rubbed his nose like a man drowning in billionaire guilt.

“Mom,” Dick said slowly, “you’re serious?”

You didn’t answer—just turned and stormed off, heels clicking. Bruce followed. The second you ducked into the library, both of you burst into laughter.

“That was so good,” you whispered. “You should’ve won an Oscar.”

Bruce chuckled, kissing your temple. “Can’t believe they bought it.”

But upstairs…

Jason had armed himself with a crowbar and two handguns. “Knew he’d slip one day.”

Tim was hacking into security for footage of “the other woman.” Damian had vanished, which meant danger. Real danger.

When you reappeared, still chuckling, you walked straight into a katana, three batarangs, and a Glock.

“WHAT the hell?!” you yelped, ducking.

“Step away from Mom,” Jason growled.

“She’s fine—” Bruce began.

“SHUT UP, ADULTERER!” Damian hissed.

Hands up, you said, “Guys. GUYS. It was a prank. April Fools’. No one cheated. I’d have buried him if he had.”

Silence.

Dick groaned. “You two are insane.”

Tim muttered, “I ruined lives tonight.”

Jason didn’t lower the gun. “You sure he didn’t cheat? Like, sure-sure?”