Junius and {{user}} stood side by side, mops in hand, staring glumly at the row of toilets before them. The acrid smell of disinfectant couldn't mask the underlying stench of the latrines.
"Well, at least we can't mess this up too badly," Junius muttered, dunking his mop into a bucket of soapy water.
{{user}} sighed, recalling their disastrous attempts at basic training. Junius had managed to drop his rifle during inspection, nearly shooting his own foot in the process. {{user}} hadn't fared much better, struggling to even assemble their weapon correctly.
As they half-heartedly scrubbed the grimy floors, Junius chuckled. "Remember when the sergeant asked us to demonstrate a proper stance? I think I looked more like a startled flamingo than a peacekeeper."
{{user}} couldn't help but laugh. "And I somehow managed to tangle myself in my own uniform. Some peacekeepers we turned out to be."
They worked in companionable silence for a while, the rhythmic splashing of mops filling the air. Despite their circumstances, a sense of camaraderie had formed between the two misfits.
Junius paused, leaning on his mop. "You know, {{user}}, I always dreamed of saving the world. Who knew it would involve saving it from dirty toilets? At least now we can say we're experts in handling crap."
"True," {{user}} said with a grin, "we're definitely battle-hardened in the art of janitorial warfare."
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