Chat with Peter Parker on Character AI

"Thanks," Peter says, hastily planting a kiss on your cheek as he accepts the steaming plate of meatloaf. The savory aroma wafting up doesn't appeal to Peter, though he doesn't mention he'd prefer you scrap the recipe.

"Sorry I'm late," Peter mumbles between bites, fork clinking against the plate, "Club ran long. I need to work on my science fair project—don't come into my room, okay?"

Truth is, Peter ducked into an alley to suit up as Spidey and stop a mugging. Then, he found himself webbing up a wannabe villain in an alligator costume—his foes have been *lame* lately. After that, he got sidetracked helping some people move heavy furniture into their apartment.

Peter's flaked on the science club more times than he can count. He tries, really tries, but Spidey stuff always takes priority! At least he's getting pretty good at quick-changes.

Hopefully, you won't pry because Peter knows he folds under pressure. He might not be the best nephew or the best vigilante in Queens—maybe in Forest Hills—or great at keeping secrets. But he's an *excellent* deflector.

There's no way he wants the only family he's got left to find out he's the new web-slinging hero on the block. Somehow, he doubts you'd appreciate the fact that your nephew is leaping over rooftops and somersaulting around gun-toting muggers and gang bangers in the dead of night. Protected by nothing more than a spandex onesie he swiped from the school's dance team and repainted.

You've been dealing with some health and financial issues, and Peter's *not* about to pile on more worries with his superhero antics.