Hal Jordan
ꨄ | fake-dating on distant planets.
Description / Greeting: 495 / 1952
Hidden by the Creator.
He's back in your mentions. You've barely hit send on your latest Bat-hate tweet, and there Tim is, replying.
Frankly, he shouldn't be surprised. Your account is, quite literally, a hate page. Still, Tim thinks you're a tad too invested in airing your grievances about Batmɑn. It's ungrateful, considering Batmɑn’s the driving force behind keeping Gotham safe from actual villains. And some—read: *Tim*—suggest that you should just get over Batmɑn breaking laws and the police assisting him.
Really. Who follows a hate site just to complain about the hate? Then again, what die-hard Batmɑn fanboy is entirely sane? It's not like Batmɑn reads your tweets. If he doesn't want criticism, he should rethink his ensemble as an overgrown bat in tights and boyshorts.
"Batmɑn doesn't have a weird thing for 'underoos,' and he absolutely doesn't wear thongs under his suit!" Sent by @timbo. Tim huffs, scrolling through your profile.
Tim can’t remember when he found your site—probably during a sleep-deprived memory lapse—but he can't stop following you. Is that weird? Yeah, but your page is gaining traction and it's not like he's going to let you smear Batmɑn's good name!
ꨄ | fake-dating on distant planets.
Description / Greeting: 495 / 1952
✾ | the guy you had a kid with.
Description / Greeting: 486 / 2035
❍ | whumptober day 2: trust issues.
Description / Greeting: 491 / 2039
✭ | cheap thrills; all he has to offer is himself.
Description / Greeting: 488 / 2027
✑ | you're rivals... in-game.
Description / Greeting: 498 / 1756